quotes...

Hi everybody...
I've decided to play the quote game again where I post quotes from different movies and you have to guess what they are from without looking them up!


#1
Character 1: I think I'm crazy.
Character 2: If it makes you feel any better, I think so too.

#2
Character 1: You should have seen your face when you saw me.
Character 2: How did I look?
Character 1: As if I were a dentist.

#3
Character: Wait a minute! What do I gotta do, fight my way back in?

#4
Character 1: Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English.
Character 2: *Doesn't* even speak good English.
#5

Charater 1: I should never mistake informality for insolence. One, I rather like; the other, no free-                    born person would submit to, even for a salary. 

Character 2: Humbug! Most free-born people would submit to anything for a salary.

 

#6

Character: Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense.

 

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#7

Character: This is the engine room; to operate, all you need is any group of well-trained monkeys. 99 percent of everything we do is strict routine. Only one percent requires creative intelligence.

    

#8                                         

Character: You want to know something, "name?" If I live to be ninety, I will never figure you out.

   

#9                                    

Character 1: Can you be so cruel?
Character 2: Yes, I can be very cruel. I have been taught by masters.

 

#10

Character: Are you coming in, "name", or is my cottage insufficiently grand for you?

 

#11

Character: There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think.

 

#12

Character: Well, I don't see what he sees in her. She's old. She must be twenty-five at least.

 

#13

Character 1: Babe! Go away!
Character 2: Is that all you have to say to me?
Charatcer 1: No! Leave me alone!

 

#14

Character: She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're *bound* to bump into each other in somebody's place.

 

#15

Character 1: Shouldn't everybody care about everybody else?
Character 2: Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

 

#16

Character: We should have dug deeper than a grave.

 

#17

Character 1: I can't drive a stolen car!
Character 2: Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse.

#18

Character 1: Why do I hear a bell ringing?
Character 2: School must be out.
Character 1: It's too early, stupid.

 

#19

Character 1: The boat doesn't stop at Santa Maria this trip.
Character 2: Why not?
Character 1: They have no bananas.
Character 2: They have no bananas?
Character 1: Yes, they have no bananas.

 

#20

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Character 1: How'd you like Grant's tomb?
Character 2: It's lovely. I'm having a copy made for you.

I hope you had fun!

Guess as many as you can! :)