quotes....

Hi everyone,
I'm coming off my break to post another quote game for you!
You have to try to guess them without looking them up! :)
#1

character: That actor! She's in love with that actor!



#2

character: You'll find plenty of vacancies if you boys just use your heads. That came out sounding a little different from the way I meant it.


#3

character: Take that boy on the street. Teach him to blow a horn and he'll never blow a safe.


#4

character 1: Who's been in my box?
character 2: Me.
character 3:  "I."
character 2: You, too?


#5

character 1: What ever happened to ------?
character 2: Oh I just gave him up forever for a little while


#6

character 1: ----- ----- is coming to dinner Monday night.
character 2: Oh. Well, that's simple. Poison him.
character 1: He wants to talk to Pop! He's going to propose!
character 2: Propose! To your father?


#7

character: Gee, it must be tough being a girl.



#8

character: She speaks Japanese with a Spanish accent.


#9

character: It's a fine thing. Minute a fella's back is turned, you hang up curtains.


#10

character 1:   That's a mighty handsome critter.
character 2: He has a very ugly face.
character 1: Maybe he's thinking the same thing about you.


#11


character 1: All we want to do is make you end up rich and respectable. You fight us every step of the way.
character 2: I don't want to be rich and respectable. I want to be just like the rest of you.


#12

character 1: That's the loveliest ring you ever bought me. Now that I have this, you needn't buy me any more rings.
character 2: Well, if you don't want anymore ...
character 1: What I'd really like now is a nice diamond necklace.



#13

character 1: I hope she didn't hear that. The dead have a way of coming back you know.
character 2: Get out, when they're dead they're dead.
character 1: Not ---- ----, she was a Republican.


#14


character 1: Don'tcha friends dance?
character 2: Nah. They're underage. I hold 'em on my lap.



#15


character 1: You want me, Pa?
character 2: Before you was born I did.



#16


character 1: Your royal highness, you bring honor and glory to the house.
character 2: Also my pickled beets.


#17

character 1: He treats me like a woman.
character 2: Oh he does, does he? Mm-hm... how did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?


#18


character 1: Can't you see I love you and want you for the father of my children?
character 2: I didn't know you had any!


#19


character 1: Where do ya come from, Tex?
character 2: Massachusetts.


#20

character 1: But Jenny, I'm your husband.
character 2: Don't remind me.